After 21 years of
school,
Nicole is ready to cross the stage!
As a parting gift, Nicole is prepared to share all that she has learned through her many years as a student.
1. Always share, or you may end up with a black eye, but never share your cup; you could catch something.
3. If you don't know it, fake it. Odds are no one else knows either.
4. Teachers are people too, but they are the only ones to make entries in the grade book.
5. If you can write something using only ten words, beef it up. Teachers like to think you've learned something, and usually the only way to prove you're not a dunce is to show them how much your vocabulary has grown.
6. When all else fails, change your major.
Remember: Nicole qualifies as a professional student, and this information comes through years of experience. If you do not understand any of the above information, please contact: http://www.asu.edu. The people there may be able to help you.